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Let's find a way to work together.

Everything has a price, and sometimes that price depends on what we learn. So this is a starting point.

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We don't only deal in cash.

We believe in the barter economy. We're happy to trade our services for goods, skills, and experiences: tattoos, dinners, furniture, parking spots, clothes, whatever you've got. If you make something cool, that might be all the currency we need.

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The First Date

Buy Us a Drink

Sit down with us over coffee or something stronger and tell us what's going on. No pressure, no invoice.

  • >In-person only
  • >Honest assessment
  • >Recommended next steps
The Deep Dive

$300 value

A focused session on the problem, the options, and how it all actually happens.

  • >90-minute session
  • >Written action plan
  • >Follow-up support and connections
The Full Build

$150/hr value

Based on what we learn, we get to work on the whole thing. It might mean writing a song, cutting a film, or building a web app. We'll know soon enough.

  • >Discovery & research phase
  • >Custom strategy development
  • >Creative deliverables
  • >Ongoing support during execution
Going Steady

Let's Talk

For clients who want a partner on an ongoing basis. Monthly hours, priority access, and a relationship that actually sticks.

  • >Monthly strategy hours
  • >Priority scheduling
  • >Ongoing creative support
  • >Quarterly reviews

Every job is different. These are starting points, and we scale from there.

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